Here’s a fun and cute little list of different status updates you can use! Some on adulting, some on food, take your pick!
Cute food status:
Want food 24*7? Me too. Below is a funny list of quotes related to food.
- Hello 911 I can’t stop eating
- I enjoy long romantic walks, to the fridge.
- 50 shades of can’t stop eating.
- Drinks one bottle of water: I’m so good at taking care of myself, wow.
- Espresso may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
- I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes.
- Morning words are much easier, when brunch is a cool down.
- Pro tip: keep cake moist by eating it all in one sitting.
- Do you ever just start eating something and think “man I don’t even want this” But then you just keep eating it!
Cute Quotes for Students:
They say education never stops. Someone make it stop already!!! Tired of school? Then you will definitely relate to these quotes below!
- 50 shades of dark circles under my eyes.
- Roses are red, I am going to bed.
- I don’t always have time to study. But when I do, I don’t.
- When you try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing your heart rate with no changes in exhaustion.
- Worst things about being a student:
- Being poor
- Getting fat
- Me: what are taxes? How do I pay them?
- School system: Worry not. The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
- Got to stay in school so I can provide for my future dog.
- School is just an endless cycle of “I just need to make it through this week” every week.
Funny cute status:
Forget about being sassy, boujee and ratchet. Be funny, cute, and savage.
- Blood type: iced coffee.
- Losing everything but weight.
- I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.
- A funny story: people think they know me.
- Mosquitoes are the only ones who think I’m a snack.
- Ding dong your opinion is wrong.
- I accidentally messed up my life how do I start a new account.
- What inspires you to get out of bed?
- Me: my bladder mostly.
- Where did all your money go?
- Me: I am either wearing it or I ate it.
- Some people say their body is a temple, mine is a bouncy castle.
- Things I don’t need in my life:
- Those stringy things on the banana
- Commercials on YouTube
- It’s a bird, it’s a plane, its me trying to outrun my feelings. There I go.
Lazy cute status:
For all the sloths out there, here are some sayings that are sure to put a smile on your face!
- Siri, remove my makeup!
- I have two moods, either let’s do something spontaneous and awesome or let’s lay in bed all day and forget the world exists.
- I could be in bed but still be busy. You know, busy gathering my strength.
- Instead of doing my homework, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how much homework I have to do.
- Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.
- The older I get, the more I realise how much I love being at home doing nothing.
- When are you free?? I have to rest for 20 hours a day.
- Someone: what are your plans for the weekend?
- Me: who knows
- Me: (I know)
- Me: (I am not leaving the house)
- Sleeping in could easily be my superpower. If not for my arch-nemesis, having to pee.
- Me: I’m just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
- Me: wakes up march 27th,2098.
Honest cute quotes on Adulting:
Simple quotes for those trying to adult.
- We young but we stressing like we 40.
- Why did my last two braincells have to be a sad one and a stupid one?
- I need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening is becoming a problem.
- My mood changes like 70 times a day.
- List of people who can make me laugh so hard that I can’t breathe: Me
- I wonder how many miles I have scrolled with my thumb.
- I am light but no one can bury me.
- I feel so proud when my friends tell me their parents like me, like damn right they do. I’m a delight.
- Confidence level: Kanye west.
- I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me.
- Addicted to bettering myself each day.
- Like yea, I have an extra hair tie but it took me weeks to get it stretched perfectly for my wrist I’m not about to just give it to you.
- I had a better social life when I was 8 years old now, than I do now.
- If pooh bear can wear a crop top, so can I.
- I am addicted to buying clothes and I am not rich enough to have this problem.
- My heart says yes, but my mom says no.
- I’m obsessed with reading quotes. Because other people are so much better at putting my feelings into words than I am.
- I don’t even understand how my room gets all messy when all I do is sit on my bed on my phone.
- Apparently being an adult means googling the numbers that call you rather than answering them.
- I’d get a lot more sleep if I didn’t insist on reading the entire internet every night before bed.
Cute relationship quotes:
Is your crush listening to Savage love, did somebody break your heart? You Grab your first aid kit and go sing What’s popping?
- When your crush complains about being single. Me: I volunteer!!!
- What’s that things called where your crush likes you back? Oh yes, your imagination.
- Friendly, but not your friend though.
- I don’t want feelings; I want new clothes!
- Pretty with no boyfriend.
- C’mon we’d look cute together!
- Be the bigger person! I can’t. I am only 5’3.
- I’m in love with eye contact. It makes me nervous but I love it!
- And there we go, you with your mixed signals and my overthinking.
- Relationship status: maybe one day.
- I just want someone to look at me the way I look at peanut butter.
These were 100+ Cute status