100+ Cute status for Food and Adults

Here’s a fun and cute little list of different status updates you can use! Some on adulting, some on food, take your pick!

Cute status for Food and Adults

Cute food status:

Want food 24*7? Me too. Below is a funny list of quotes related to food.

  • Hello 911 I can’t stop eating
  • I enjoy long romantic walks, to the fridge.
  • 50 shades of can’t stop eating.
  • Drinks one bottle of water: I’m so good at taking care of myself, wow.
  • Espresso may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
  • I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes.
  • Morning words are much easier, when brunch is a cool down.
  • Pro tip: keep cake moist by eating it all in one sitting.
  • Do you ever just start eating something and think “man I don’t even want this” But then you just keep eating it!

Cute Quotes for Students:

Cute Status

They say education never stops. Someone make it stop already!!! Tired of school? Then you will definitely relate to these quotes below!

  •  50 shades of dark circles under my eyes.
  • Roses are red, I am going to bed.
  • I don’t always have time to study. But when I do, I don’t.
  • When you try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing your heart rate with no changes in exhaustion.
  • Worst things about being a student:
  1. Referencing
  2. Being poor
  3. Getting fat
  4. Referencing
  • Me: what are taxes? How do I pay them?
  • School system: Worry not. The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
  • Got to stay in school so I can provide for my future dog.
  • School is just an endless cycle of “I just need to make it through this week” every week.

Funny cute status:

Forget about being sassy, boujee and ratchet. Be funny, cute, and savage.

  • Blood type: iced coffee.
  • Losing everything but weight.
  • I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.
  • A funny story: people think they know me.
  • Mosquitoes are the only ones who think I’m a snack.
  • Ding dong your opinion is wrong.
  • I accidentally messed up my life how do I start a new account.
  • What inspires you to get out of bed?
  • Me: my bladder mostly.
  • Where did all your money go?
  • Me: I am either wearing it or I ate it.
  • Some people say their body is a temple, mine is a bouncy castle.
  • Things I don’t need in my life:
  1. Wasps
  2. Those stringy things on the banana
  3. Commercials on YouTube
  • It’s a bird, it’s a plane, its me trying to outrun my feelings. There I go.

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Lazy cute status:

cute status

For all the sloths out there, here are some sayings that are sure to put a smile on your face!

  • Siri, remove my makeup!
  • I have two moods, either let’s do something spontaneous and awesome or let’s lay in bed all day and forget the world exists.
  • I could be in bed but still be busy. You know, busy gathering my strength.
  • Instead of doing my homework, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how much homework I have to do.
  • Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.
  • The older I get, the more I realise how much I love being at home doing nothing.
  • When are you free?? I have to rest for 20 hours a day.
  • Someone: what are your plans for the weekend?
  • Me: who knows
  • Me: (I know)
  • Me: (I am not leaving the house)
  • Sleeping in could easily be my superpower. If not for my arch-nemesis, having to pee.
  • Me: I’m just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
  • Me: wakes up march 27th,2098.

Honest cute quotes on Adulting:

 Simple quotes for those trying to adult.

  • We young but we stressing like we 40.
  • Why did my last two braincells have to be a sad one and a stupid one?
  • I need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening is becoming a problem.
  • My mood changes like 70 times a day.
  • List of people who can make me laugh so hard that I can’t breathe: Me
  • I wonder how many miles I have scrolled with my thumb.
  • I am light but no one can bury me.
  • I feel so proud when my friends tell me their parents like me, like damn right they do. I’m a delight.
  • Confidence level: Kanye west.
  • I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me.
  • Addicted to bettering myself each day.
  • Like yea, I have an extra hair tie but it took me weeks to get it stretched perfectly for my wrist I’m not about to just give it to you.
  • I had a better social life when I was 8 years old now, than I do now.
  • If pooh bear can wear a crop top, so can I.
  • I am addicted to buying clothes and I am not rich enough to have this problem.
  • My heart says yes, but my mom says no.
  • I’m obsessed with reading quotes. Because other people are so much better at putting my feelings into words than I am.
  • I don’t even understand how my room gets all messy when all I do is sit on my bed on my phone.
  • Apparently being an adult means googling the numbers that call you rather than answering them.
  • I’d get a lot more sleep if I didn’t insist on reading the entire internet every night before bed.

Cute relationship quotes:

Is your crush listening to Savage love, did somebody break your heart? You Grab your first aid kit and go sing What’s popping?

  • When your crush complains about being single. Me: I volunteer!!!
  • What’s that things called where your crush likes you back? Oh yes, your imagination.
  • Friendly, but not your friend though.
  • I don’t want feelings; I want new clothes!
  • Pretty with no boyfriend.
  • C’mon we’d look cute together!
  • Be the bigger person! I can’t. I am only 5’3.
  • I’m in love with eye contact. It makes me nervous but I love it!
  • And there we go, you with your mixed signals and my overthinking.
  • Relationship status: maybe one day.
  • I just want someone to look at me the way I look at peanut butter.

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